By: Shoshington
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A Close Shave

~ WAXING LYRICAL ABOUT FEMALE ON-SCREEN BODY HAIR ~

When disaster strikes in a Hollywood production, what does a fierce, female-identifying protagonist require to survive? Water, food, shelter, transport…and a shaver?

On-screen heroines, somehow, always manage to find the time and resources to remove their body hair—while also trying not to die!

Lack of body hair on women, in film and television, irks me for two reasons: feminism and realism.

Immersive storytelling is part of what makes films so appealing. It’s an accessible escape from everyday life. We can insulate ourselves within the intimate confines of someone else’s skin, and steep ourselves in different worlds, with the push of a button. To feel immersed, however, a level of authenticity is required, both visually and via the narrative. We must ‘believe’ the story as it unfolds, no matter how fantastical its underpinnings.

In light of America’s current political climate, many critics claim that part of what made The Handmaid’s Tale so good was because it’s almost ‘too close to reality’ for comfort. I suppose body hair on the main character, June, is also too real for comfort?

Productions like The Handmaid’s Tale, V for Vendetta, Mad Max Fury Road, Outlander, The Walking Dead and The Blue Lagoon do a brilliant job of transforming their fictional worlds into something with a level of fidelity. However, none of these settings—post-apocalyptic landscapes, dystopian countries, deserted islands, antiquated Scotland—are conducive to body hair removal, even at the best of times.

In V for Vendetta, Evey Hammond’s ‘one phone call’ before she was imprisoned was clearly to her beautician.

Actors understand their obligation to authenticity, and many will undergo extensive transformations to capture the ‘truth’ of their character. Losing or gaining vast amounts of weight is customary, as well as practically ‘living in’ uncomfortable costumes and prosthetics for the duration of shooting. Inexplicably, the effortless process of growing out a small tuft of body hair is not a prerequisite in the pursuit of realism. 

Charlize Theron put on a whopping 22.6kgs for her role in the film, Tully [left]. Charlize as Furisoa, in Mad Max Fury Road [right] a woman on the run in a post-apocalyptic world who can still maintain her fuzz-free pits. Maybe her mechanical arm had a built-in razor?

Similarly, with hair and makeup it seems all too often attention is only paid to hair situated above the neck.

[Left:] Claire, the protagonist In Outlander, makes an effort to remain hair-free despite living in eighteenth-century, rural Scotland. (I suppose if I were sleeping with Jamie, I’d probably put in the extra effort too!) [Right:] After being stranded on a tropical island for weeks, Claire is bitten by fire ants. This close-up shot reveals it’s probably her silky smooth legs that caught their attention.

A lapse in a story’s authenticity can catch you like an undertow. Poor production design, surface-level acting, dated visual effects, an ill-fitting music score—these are just a few instances capable of hoisting you, unceremoniously, out of the narrative and tethering you back to reality. For me, witnessing hairless female forms in situations where hair (or at the very least, stubble) would likely be present, has precisely the same result.

It’s a start: In Frida, Salma Hayek does have *some* underarm hair, but nowhere near representative of the film’s namesake.

Why is female body hair considered so offensive that it must be removed, while men’s hair drapes proudly from whence it grew? Shows, like The Walking Dead, bombard their viewers with graphic violence—complete with literal guts and gore—but then conclude we cannot stomach a small, wiry, crop of female armpit hair. It’s understood a lot of these stories are fantasy, and art does not have to imitate life, but then why all the other attention to real-life detail? (And whose fantasy is it, anyway?)

The Walking Dead characters Michonne [top] and Maggie [bottom] fight zombies but not society’s unfair beauty standards.
Is this the knife she uses to shave her pits and legs? Character, Rosita, with no hair to spare on the set of The Walking Dead.

Hair, in storytelling, has been synonymous with power ever since Delilah cut off Samson’s locks, robbing him of his herculean strength. So, is Western (and other) society’s hairless beauty standards an attempt to nullify a woman’s power? Hairlessness homogenises women. It also infantilises them. ‘Standardised’ and child-like women are, in theory, easier to control. Sigmund Freud claimed that a grown woman’s sexuality was, “veiled in an impenetrable obscurity.” Perhaps, felling the forest that grows all across a woman’s landscape is an attempt to lift that veil? After all, knowledge is power.

[Left] In The Blue Lagoon, character Emmeline Lestrange doesn’t even know what sex is—or that it’s not cool to do it with your cousin—but she knows that a hairless body is what’s expected of females. [Right] Tom Hanks in Castaway: a more accurate representation of body hair after being marooned on a deserted island.

I’m not saying every woman in Hollywood should suddenly grow out their leg hairs. And I’m not declaring that a feminist cannot, or should not, have a manicured lady-garden. But how about, at least, having body hair represented when it would probably (or definitely) be present?

Let’s start changing the narrative around body hair—for the sake of authenticity of both the story and of womankind. 

Deadpool 2 character, Domino, and her underarm hair! The best part is it’s not even mentioned in the storyline, normalising something that is, after all, natural in the first place.
Take that, systemic sexism!